If I Can't Reach Heaven Then I Will Raise Hell

herrstrauss:

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ouiouiouiouiouiouioui:

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adaptedpenguin-deactivated20200:

oh the shit i would do to watch breaking dawn part 2 in the cinema at the midnight premiere where everybody collectively lost their shit during the final battle scene for the first time again

bisexualemmettcullen:

Emmett every single morning to his siblings:

rosaliedykehale:

no-one:

jasper entering the clearing to teach the wolves how to fight:

beard-of-prey:

Bella after Edward dumped her ass and left it in the woods

bellamademegay:

Twilight in the times of Corona

Bella: Edward come over.

Edward: I can’t, we have to quarantine

Bella: Charlie’s not home 😍

Edward: wtf, tell him to come back!

dadd:

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

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courgette96:

mavboli:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Don t forget this added gem!

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lesbwian:

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me: